Jon Mark Beilue column
November 25, 2016 10:44 a.m.
If I were stranded on an island and I could have 10 DVDs of Christmas movies to get me through December, I’d watch them in this order:
November 21, 2016 1:56 p.m.
I’m not strong enough to withstand hip-hugging hoarding addictions and soon enough I’m back to carrying a load on my butt.
September 23, 2016 noon
We are back in the dog business. Actually, we’re in the puppy business, and there’s a huge difference.
August 26, 2016 10:24 a.m.
The world would be a better place if everyone were as good a driver as I am. I’m so good I don’t even have to pay attention.
July 29, 2016 10:03 a.m.
The threat of nuclear Armageddon with the Soviet Union was not a real popular pastime, but, boy, it sure livened up the Olympics.
June 24, 2016 11:52 a.m.
Of the many practical jokes of middle age, one is the receding hairline instead of the receding waistline.
May 27, 2016 noon
It’s always a hard call on what to get a dad.
April 22, 2016 noon
Admit it, presidential campaign coverage is a guilty pleasure.
March 25, 2016 noon
It’s a jungle out there, and rest assured, someone is slapping peanut butter on the foliage and eating it.
February 26, 2016 11:18 a.m.
That’s auto-correct. For every one word it corrects to the right meaning, there’s 10 nonsensical words in its place.