dedicated to discovering all that is authentically amarillo
current issuecurrent issue
Jon Mark Beilue column
photo

Oh, to live in Bedford Falls in the 1940s

November 25, 2016 10:44 a.m.

If I were stranded on an island and I could have 10 DVDs of Christmas movies to get me through December, I’d watch them in this order:
photo

The horrors of hip-hugging hoarding

November 21, 2016 1:56 p.m.

I’m not strong enough to withstand hip-hugging hoarding addictions and soon enough I’m back to carrying a load on my butt.
photo

Chews wisely when getting a puppy

September 23, 2016 noon

We are back in the dog business. Actually, we’re in the puppy business, and there’s a huge difference.
photo

The unpardonable sins of terrible driving

August 26, 2016 10:24 a.m.

The world would be a better place if everyone were as good a driver as I am. I’m so good I don’t even have to pay attention.
photo

The Olympics needs a good Cold War

July 29, 2016 10:03 a.m.

The threat of nuclear Armageddon with the Soviet Union was not a real popular pastime, but, boy, it sure livened up the Olympics.
photo

Oh, if a receding waistline were as easy as a hairline

June 24, 2016 11:52 a.m.

Of the many practical jokes of middle age, one is the receding hairline instead of the receding waistline.
photo

Give Dad the gift he can really use

May 27, 2016 noon

It’s always a hard call on what to get a dad.
photo

Who’s the sniveling coward? You are!

April 22, 2016 noon

Admit it, presidential campaign coverage is a guilty pleasure.
photo

Mustard on beans never sounded so normal

March 25, 2016 noon

It’s a jungle out there, and rest assured, someone is slapping peanut butter on the foliage and eating it.
photo

Auto-correct can be very ‘fresh wrong’

February 26, 2016 11:18 a.m.

That’s auto-correct. For every one word it corrects to the right meaning, there’s 10 nonsensical words in its place.
recent stories

Twelve Days is More Than Enough
It does seem each generation reaches a middling age when we think we’ve had too ...

In Truth and Online
Let’s face it: Our phones aren’t going anywhere. So how do we choose to use ...

Bring Out the Bubbly
With Christmas around the corner and the New Year just weeks away, we asked Chris ...

Blackburn Brothers
Levine’s, Woolworth’s, and White and Kirk competed with Blackburn Brothers, which was located in an ...

@AmarilloMag