Jon Mark Beilue column
July 24, 2015 10:37 a.m.
Why are these Wal-Martians like Big Foot and the Loch Ness monster, rumored to have been seen elsewhere but yet no one can offer definitive proof of their existence except pushing a cart at Walmart?
June 26, 2015 9:37 a.m.
I’m not saying get rid of the national anthem – nothing of the kind – but we should think of shelving “The Star-Spangled Banner” for a new national anthem.
May 29, 2015 9:05 a.m.
I’ve got too much ear wax. There, I said it. I can already sense people shaking their heads and tsk-tsking, but I can’t help it.
April 24, 2015 9:19 a.m.
There was a long-ago time – paleontologists called that period The 1970s – when I watched television so differently that it’s not even recognizable decades later.
March 27, 2015 10:44 a.m.
I am such a procrastinationaholic, a proud putter-offer, that if I ever started working ahead it would give me vertigo.
February 20, 2015 9:11 a.m.
We’re reaching the end of February and heading into March, and, thus spring, our alleged spring. I don’t like spring.
December 26, 2014 9:31 a.m.
My domestic world gets a little discombobulated during Christmas break.
November 28, 2014 noon
I am an unapologetic sucker for Christmas music. There’s nothing I won’t sing loud or off-key.
October 24, 2014 11:50 a.m.
Sleep and I are not compatible. I’ve never needed to set an alarm. If I know I have to get up early, I sleep lightly and wake up well ahead of the intended hour.
September 26, 2014 8:44 a.m.
October is the best month of the year.