Jon Mark Beilue column
July 29, 2016 10:03 a.m.
The threat of nuclear Armageddon with the Soviet Union was not a real popular pastime, but, boy, it sure livened up the Olympics.
June 24, 2016 11:52 a.m.
Of the many practical jokes of middle age, one is the receding hairline instead of the receding waistline.
May 27, 2016 noon
It’s always a hard call on what to get a dad.
April 22, 2016 noon
Admit it, presidential campaign coverage is a guilty pleasure.
March 25, 2016 noon
It’s a jungle out there, and rest assured, someone is slapping peanut butter on the foliage and eating it.
February 26, 2016 11:18 a.m.
That’s auto-correct. For every one word it corrects to the right meaning, there’s 10 nonsensical words in its place.
January 29, 2016 10:54 a.m.
Yeah, I’m going to Embrace the Winter all right. I’m going to put my arm around this season, and start to squeeze, and then take my hands and tighten my grip, and squeeze more and more and yell maniacally and laugh hysterically…
December 25, 2015 9:44 a.m.
I’m flat missing out on one of the truly revengeful joys of life – spoiling your grandkids rotten and then sending them back to your kids for them to deal with.
November 25, 2015 9:25 a.m.
’Tis the season – the season for animated Christmas specials.
October 23, 2015 10:04 a.m.
If baths are so great, why aren’t they at health clubs, workout facilities and locker rooms?